"Hey, Yuuichi… can we go to beach sometime?"
Yuuichi turned his attention away from the computer for a
moment, turning to face Ilana, who was currently lying on the sofa, reading one
of his less explicit manga. "I always want to go to beach, but in Russia I
live too far away, and beach there is too cold," she said. "Now I am
in Japan, and it summer, I want to go to beach. Can we?"
Yuuichi smiled and nodded. "That sounds like a good
idea, actually" he said. "It's been a while since I got to go to the
beach myself. Oh, but I don't think either of us has a swimsuit…"
"Then we go buy swimsuit," said Ilana, smiling.
"You always worry about problem that has easy solution."
"I guess so," said Yuuichi. "That's just
me, though, I guess. I mean, you never seem to be concerned about… anything, really.
Even when I came clean about everything, when you first got here, you took it
pretty well."
Ilana nodded. "I say many times before, Yuuichi, but
I love your honesty. Is good thing to have. Better, maybe, than riches and
fame."
"Honesty won't put bread on the table, or pay my
electric bills, though," said Yuuichi.
"Neither will fame," said Ilana, raising an
eyebrow. "Many a famous person lose everything, go back to have nothing, have
to go on terrible TV show to get money back."
Yuuichi nodded. "I think knowing how to spend your
money is just as important as actually earning it," he said.
"Luckily, having been a NEET for three years, I'm pretty good at that."
Ilana did not seem very amused by this statement. "You
spend many yen on plastic figures and video games and pervert comics," she
said bluntly. "You spend too much on not important things, just like
famous person."
"They're important to me!" said Yuuichi, going
on the defensive. "I couldn't live without my anime figurines and video
games! And they're not "pervert comics", they're hentai manga!"
"What is difference?" said Ilana.
"Uhh… well..." Yuuichi felt a change of subject
was probably needed at this point. "Anyway, if we both need swimsuits, we
should probably head to the mall to pick some up, right? So, how about we go
this weekend, and then head to the beach the weekend after?"
"I want to go this
weekend," said Ilana, pouting.
Yuuichi smiled. "Alright," he said. "Then,
how about I take some time off on Friday, we go and buy our swimsuits then, and
then we go to the beach on Saturday or Sunday?"
Ilana nodded enthusiastically. "Sounds good to
me," she said.
"Alright, then that's what we'll do," said
Yuuichi. "I'm looking forward to it already."
Ilana, still a bit peeved about Yuuichi's hypocritical
stance on spending habits, quickly saw an opportunity to tease her husband.
"Is that so?" she said, smirking. "Is that because you get to see
me in pretty swimsuit?"
The thought alone made Yuuichi flush bright red.
"N-no, that's not it at all-!" he protested.
"Are you sure?" asked Ilana. "Because I know
you are massive pervert, so surely thought of me in swimsuit is good one to
you, yes?"
"W-well, I won't deny that…" Yuuichi admitted.
"But that's not the reason I agreed! You asked, and I'd been wanting to go
anyway, so-"
"Don't worry, Yuuichi," said Ilana, winking.
"I pick out nice, pretty swimsuit, just for you~ Or… maybe we find naked
beach to go to?"
The mere thought of being naked on a beach with Ilana
gave Yuuichi yet another severe nosebleed. "I… I don't think Japan has any
nudist beaches…" he said, clutching at his nose to try and stem the
bleeding. "Anyway, I think the sand would get in some rather uncomfortable
places if you went there naked…"
Ilana pouted once more. "Is shame," she said. "Well,
you still get to see me in pretty swimsuit. You feel lucky that I was bought
for you, yes?"
Yuuichi, giving in to his perversions, gave Ilana a
blissful smile despite the crimson liquid contnuing to pour from his nostrils.
"I feel luckier and luckier every day," he said.
"You certainly look lucky," Ilana remarked.
"I should go get some tissues," said Yuuichi,
as he got up out of his chair.
"You do that," said Ilana, smirking privately
to herself. Husband is so easy to tease,
she thought. Is adorable. Strange how man
so perverted can be so awkward about perverted things. Well, I complain not. Is
better than acting perverted towards me all the time, like I am just object.
Maybe that is what figures and pervert comics are for… channel lust away from
wife, so he treat me nicely instead. Maybe…
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