[from A Thousand Miles to San Francisco]
After dinner, Samantha sat down on the sofa to relax and
watch some TV. Not five minutes later, her phone began to ring. With a sigh,
Samantha muted the TV - it was a repeat, so she wasn't missing anything - and
answered. "Hello?"
"Hey Sam, it's me." The voice on the other end
belonged to her best friend, Dawn. They had met in high school, and had
remained friends after they graduated, though their differing workplaces meant
that they didn't see as much of each other as they had used to. "Just
thought I'd give you a call, since we haven't seen each other in a while. How
you feeling? I heard you were kinda ill recently."
"Yeah, it was just a cold or something," said
Samantha. "Don't worry, I feel fine now."
"Okay, great," said Dawn. "Work treating
you alright?"
"Yeah, same as always," said Samantha.
"Manager wasn't too pleased that I was out for a week, but hey, I can't
help being ill, can I?"
"Nope," said Dawn. "Hey, can I moan to you
for a minute?"
Samantha shifted into a lying-down position on the sofa,
her knees bent so she could fit on. "Sure. Moan away."
Dawn made an annoyed noise down the phone. "I had
the rudest woman in the shop today." Dawn worked at the customer service
desk for a major clothing retailer. "She came up with a dress, saying,
'I'd like to return this dress, please'. I told her I'd need the receipt. She
said she didn't have it. I told her, 'It's company policy, we can't accept
returns unless you can provide proof of purchase". So she was like, 'Are
you accusing me of stealing?' And I was like, 'No, I'm just saying, you have to
provide the receipt before we can accept it," and she was like, 'You're
accusing me of stealing this. I want to talk to your manager, because that's
outta line.' And I was like, 'Alright, I'll get the manager' - y'know, still
trying to be all nice and polite and stuff, because you're not allowed to get
mad at them no matter how mad they are at you - Sandy comes down, and she's
dealt with these kinda people before, so I know how this is gonna go down.
"The woman says to her, 'This woman is accusing me
of stealing this dress, I want you to do something about that'. I've already
explained to Sandy what's going on, so Sandy just says, 'She's not accusing you
of stealing anything. If you go home and get the receipt, we'll be happy to
accept the return'. 'What do I need the receipt for?' she goes. 'Proof of
purchase,' says Sandy, 'company policy'. 'So you're accusing me of stealing as
well?!' says the woman, and she goes off on this rant, saying how she's never
gonna shop here again, and she's gonna tell all her friends not to shop here,
and Sandy just says, with this bitter sarcastic smile on her face, 'We're sorry
to lose your patronage', and then the woman stormed out."
"Jesus," exclaimed Samantha. "How
rude!"
"I know," said Dawn wearily; Samantha could
almost see her rolling her eyes. "But the moment she was gone, Sandy was
like - pardon my French here - she said, "Wow, what a total bitch. Sorry
you had to deal with that, Dawn," and, you know, that just made me feel a
lot better, knowing I had her support. We all had a good laugh about it
afterwards, I feel fine now, but… ugh. Sometimes the people I have to deal with
just wind me up so much, you know?"
"Yeah, I can imagine," said Samantha, nodding.
"I hope you don't have to deal with people like that too often."
"Oh, not at all," said Dawn, "about 99.9
percent of them are perfectly decent, ordinary folk. It's just that little 0.1
percent that are just determined to make you feel beneath them." Dawn
heaved a sigh, and Samantha could tell that she was done with her rant, and
feeling much better for it. "Thanks, Samantha," she said. "I
needed to get all that off my chest."
"It's no problem," said Samantha. "We all
need a little moan now and then, right?"
"Yep," said Dawn. "Okay, on to a rather
more happy topic… since it's been a while since we last met up, I was thinking maybe
we could go see a movie or something?"
"Yeah, that'd be cool," said Samantha, nodding.
"Hey, isn't The Dark Knight Rises
coming out this week? I wanted to go see that."
"Yeah, it's out this Friday," said Dawn.
"I'll see if I can get us some tickets."
"Alright, thanks, Dawn," said Samantha, smiling.
"I'm looking forward to it already."
"Me too," said Dawn. "Alright, I gotta go:
I got some stuff I need to do. I'll see you soon."
"Okay, see ya," said Samantha. "Bye."
"Bye," said Dawn, before hanging up.
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