It was morning when Aaron awoke. He couldn't quite
remember how he came to be lying here; most likely he had crashed on his way to
the shop. Looking up, someone had had the decency to park his bike at the side
of the road, but nobody, it seemed, had had the decency to check if he was
okay. Perhaps nobody had seen him. Where he had been sent tumbling into the
parked car, he was lying with his legs beneath it, his left arm across his body
and his right hand resting against the car door.
He tried to roll over, away from the car, to push himself back onto his feet, and this was when he received his first indication that something was wrong. His right hand would not leave the metal bodywork of the car, no matter how hard he pulled. It was as though someone had superglued his hand to the door. Perhaps they had, for a joke.
He moved his left hand towards his right one, to try and tug it free, and this was when he received the second indication that something was wrong. The moment it came within about six inches of the car, his other hand was suddenly yanked against the car's body by some unseen force, joining his right hand there, and try as he might he could free neither of them. "What the hell is going on here?" he wondered aloud.
He tried to roll over, away from the car, to push himself back onto his feet, and this was when he received his first indication that something was wrong. His right hand would not leave the metal bodywork of the car, no matter how hard he pulled. It was as though someone had superglued his hand to the door. Perhaps they had, for a joke.
He moved his left hand towards his right one, to try and tug it free, and this was when he received the second indication that something was wrong. The moment it came within about six inches of the car, his other hand was suddenly yanked against the car's body by some unseen force, joining his right hand there, and try as he might he could free neither of them. "What the hell is going on here?" he wondered aloud.
Aaron continued to try
and tug his hands free of the car, to no avail. After a couple of minutes, he
began to get frustrated, as anyone would if their hands were suddenly glued to
a car. "Come on, you piece of junk," he grunted, "let... me... GO!"
At this, the car and
Aaron finally came apart, but not in the expected way. There was a blinding
flash; Aaron staggered backwards several feet, from both the force of his
tugging and the brightness of the light. The car, meanwhile, was propelled at
considerable speed right into the house it was parked outside, demolishing the
front wall. Nobody seemed to be hurt, but the car was a write-off, and the
house hadn't fared much better.
Aaron was so stunned
by what had happened that he didn't notice an oncoming car about to run him
down. The driver slammed on the brakes, only for them to lock. But instead of
striking Aaron, the car seemed to crash into thin air, suddenly flipping up and
soaring right over Aaron's head before crashing down onto its roof and skidding
to a halt.
One cannot cause this
much destruction in the middle of a suburban neighbourhood without attracting
attention, and so as Aaron continued to stand flabbergasted in the middle of
the road, a crowd began to gather around the carnage he had accidentally
caused. The family in the house he had partially demolished shakily stepped out
into their ruined front yard, tiptoeing around the totalled car lying amongst
the rubble. A couple of the teenage spectators took out their phones and began
filming or taking pictures of the destruction. Some of the more sensible adults
began to call 911, although of course they were at a loss as to how to explain
precisely what had happened. All anyone seemed to know was that two cars and a
house had been severely damaged, and the man in biker fatigues standing dazed
in the road seemed to be responsible.
Eventually, a man in
the crowd realized what was happening. He took out his phone and dialled not
911, but 787, the emergency number for the Superhero Regulatory Department. On
the third ring a cool female voice answered. "Hello, SHRED Emergency
Department. How can I help?"
"Hi, I'm calling
from Aventura, Florida," said the man. "I think there's been an Awakening."
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