Contrary to her expectations, Sanae's first day back at
school happened to be just that; perfectly normal. At least, right up until she
was retrieving her shoes from her locker, ready to head home. All of a sudden,
there was a cry of, "SANAE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!" Turning round,
Sanae found herself confronted with Kazuo Ishihara, the school's resident
conspiracy theorist. Or as Sanae preferred to think of him, "that
idiot".
"I'm getting my shoes out of my locker," she
said in a rather bored tone, hoping Kazuo would take the hint. "What does
it look like I'm doing?"
Kazuo didn't take the hint. "Sanae, you shouldn't
touch that locker door!" he barked, pointing at her open locker door and glaring
wide-eyed at it like it was a known terrorist. "It's been freshly
painted!"
Sanae rolled her eyes. "Yeah, but the paint's dry
now," she said, showing Kazuo has perfectly clean palms as proof.
"See?"
Kazuo, undeterred, seized Sanae by the shoulders as he
launched into full-on conspiracy mode. "That's not ordinary paint,"
he said, his face taking on a seriously grave expression despite the
ridiculousness of what he was saying. "That locker's been painted by the
Illuminati! When you touched it, it absorbed your DNA, and now, at night, when
we've all gone home, the Illuminati will come here and harvest your genetic
material from the paint. Using it, they'll create an evil duplicate of you,
which will someday kill you and take your place! Then, when the time is right,
the Illuminati clones will-"
"-rise up and take over all of humanity,"
completed Sanae dully, as she pulled away and started to put her shoes on.
"Look, I don't have time for your stupid conspiracy theories, Kazuo,
they're eating into my screen time."
Kazuo scowled. "Fine," he said, "but don't
say I didn't warn you!"
"Whatever," said Sanae, as she turned and
walked off. Kazuo stayed put - no doubt he was waiting in case any Illuminati
agents stopped by to pick up her DNA from the locker. Sanae chuckled to
herself. What an idiot.
***
Arriving back home, Sanae was greeted by a rather more
welcome surprise: a visit from her parents. They were archaeologists, and spent
all their time flying around the world looking for various artefacts; they were
almost never home, and today was the first time Sanae had seen them in a few
months. She had grown used to not having them around, though, enjoying the
freedom it gave her; as an anime protagonist, it was also quite convenient.
Nonetheless, Sanae was elated to see them standing in the living room as she
opened the front door. "Mom!" she exclaimed, rushing forwards to hug
them. "Dad!"
"Close the door, please," said Sanae's dad,
chuckling as she hugged him.
"And take your shoes off," added Sanae's mom.
"Oh right, sorry, I forgot," said Sanae, taking
off her shoes and then hurrying back to the door. "I was just so excited
to see you that I-"
"It's okay, dear," said Sanae's mom, as Sanae
quickly closed and locked the door. "We know how excited you always get
when we visit. I think you did the same thing last time."
"Probably," admitted Sanae, nervously rubbing
the back of her head. "So, what have you been up to? Where have you been
recently? Peru? Morocco? That country with all the pirates?"
"You mean Somalia?" asked Sanae's mom.
"No, Sweden," said Sanae, as an imaginary
rimshot played somewhere in her head.
"Actually," said Sanae's dad, "we've been
working for a while at the ruins of Old Mitsuzawa, right on the outskirts of
the city. We've been meaning to come visit you for a while, since we're so
close, but we kept finding so much incredible stuff that we never got round to
it!"
"But since it's your first day back at school,"
added Sanae's mom, "we managed to drag ourselves away from the dig site
for a while to come visit you. How was your day, honey? Anything exciting
happen?"
Sanae shrugged. "Eh… not really."
"We've actually got a surprise for you," said
Sanae's mom suddenly. "Haven't we, dear?"
"We have, yes," said Sanae's dad. He reached
into his pocket and took out a small object wrapped in a handkerchief. "We
found this on the dig site and we thought you'd like it. I don't know what it
is - we've never seen anything like it - but it's very beautiful, and no doubt a
priceless artefact."
Sanae took the present and carefully opened the
handkerchief. Inside was a beautiful white object that looked like a brooch of
some kind. It was circular, about four inches in diameter with a large
five-pointed star carved inside it. Sanae couldn't tell what it was made from,
but it gleamed and shined as though it were brand new; she never would have
guessed that it had been found on an archaeological dig.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sanae. "It's beautiful! I
love it! Thank you so much!" She wrapped the artefact up again to keep it
safe, then gave her parents another big hug.
"We knew you'd like it, dear," said Sanae's mom.
"I do," said Sanae. "So, uhh… when do you
guys gave to do back to the dig site?"
"Uhh…" Sanae's dad checked his watch.
"Right now, actually. Sorry, darling. We'll be sure to visit as soon as we
can, okay?"
Sanae nodded, a little disappointed but glad that she had
at least been able to see them, and receive her wonderful gift. "Okay. I
hope you find lots of cool stuff!"
"We will, don't worry," said Sanae's mom, as
they prepared to head back out again. "Stay safe, honey! See you
soon!"
"Bye, mom!" said Sanae, waving them off.
"Bye, dad!"
"Bye, Sanae!" said her dad, waving back.
"Try not to have too much fun without us!" And with that, Sanae's
parents left the house, heading back towards their dig site.
Sanae, eager to try and find out more about the strange
object she had been given, rushed upstairs to her bedroom, depositing her
rucksack in a corner. Sitting down on her bed, she carefully took the artefact
out of the handkerchief and held it in her hands. It really was a beautiful piece
of carving. For something so old, something that had no doubt lain in those
ruins for centuries, it looked strangely shiny and new. Looking at the star
shape in the centre, Sanae could see her reflection in it. Damn, she thought, I look
fabulous. No wonder I'm the protagonist.
Suddenly, without warning, the object began to glow
brightly with a brilliant white light. Sanae barely had time to gasp with
surprise before the light enveloped the entire room then, as it slowly faded
away, Sanae felt as though some sort of strange energy was flowing into her. It
was as though the light wasn't fading away exactly, but absorbing itself into
her, flowing through her, making her stronger somehow. The power felt
almost...magical. "What's going on?" cried Sanae. "What is
this?"
Even once the light had faded from the rest of the room,
Sanae and the strange object remained glowing. Her clothes shone so brightly
that she could not see them; they seemed one whole, brilliant-white shape.
Then, before her eyes, the shape began to change, her clothes moulding before
her eyes. "What's...happening?" she asked, stunned.
As the rest of the glow faded, her school uniform had
disappeared, replaced by a silk-white dress with a flowing skirt and violet
lace detailing. Elegant white gloves extended up to her elbows, a
diamond-shaped patch cut from the backs. Lifting her leg, she saw her socks
were now thigh-length and silken, her feet clad in white three-inch heels. Catching
a glimpse of her hair in the corner of her eye, Sanae extended a hand and
realized her hair had been curled into long drills draped over the front of her
shoulders. It looked a bit stupid in her opinion.
"'It looks a bit stupid'?" Sanae jumped,
startled by the indignant voice coming from behind her. "Tremendous power
has been bestowed upon you, and that
is your reaction? 'It looks stupid'?!
Has your race truly become so petty and lacking in manners over the course of
my slumber?"
Turning to face the source of the voice, Sanae found
herself startled once more. Standing - no, floating
in mid-air in front of her was a strange-looking woman in a long white
dress. Her hair was equally white, and flowed almost all the way down to her
waist, and her eyes were a piercing sky blue; but easily her most distinctive
feature were the large white wings that protruded from her shoulder blades.
They more resembled the wings of a bat than those of an angel, and barely
seemed to move at all, and yet there she was, this strange creature, suspended
two feet above the ground with an annoyed look on her face.
"On that note," said the woman, "how long
exactly was I sealed away for? What
year is this?"
Hey Sanae, pick up the pace, genre just changed. :P
ReplyDeleteI'm actually a little surprised by that. I'd think someone so exceptionally genre-savvy would be able to take all this in stride.
Depends what genre(s) you're savvy about. If you think you're in a horror movie and it suddenly turns into a romcom, you're gonna be thrown off for a few minutes at least.
DeleteParagraph 25: "So, uhh… when do you guys gave to do back to the dig site?"
ReplyDeleteI only just noticed this, this is the kinda stuff you usually point out smh
Seriously though how did I not catch these kinds of things