"You were
expecting a Project 20:15 post - but it was me, Hitomi!"
"Hitomi, stop
messing around and get on with the
show! The readers want to know if White Star survived getting eaten by that
monster!"
Hitomi sighed.
"Sure, I guess... hey, wait! What
are you doing here, Mio? You're not supposed to show up until Episode 3!"
"True," said Mio, adjusting her glasses,
"but it's my job to show up unexpectedly and make plot-related
observations. Now, shall we get on with it?"
"Not yet," said Hitomi, "I wanna make one
more reference." She assumed a manly pose. "Your next line is:
"Stop messing around and start the post!""
"Stop messing around and start the post!" said
Mio, a second before her face froze in an expression of shock.
"Called it!" said Hitomi triumphantly. "Alright,
that's enough of that… let's get on with the show! Now, where were we…"
At once the monster, not quite defeated, burst out of the
water with a deafening scream, looming tall and menacing over the startled magical
girl. White Star watched in shock, strangely frozen to the spot as its jaws
opened wide, sharp fangs ready to devour her. Then the monster darted forward,
and with a single deafening snap of its jaws, White Star disappeared from
sight.
For a moment, all of Mitsuzawa seemed to fall silent,
stunned by what had just occurred above them. The mood changed in an instant
from joyous and excited to sombre and shocked. Hitomi gasped, clasping her
hands to her mouth. "No…" she whispered. Around her, the citizens
started to mourn a hero that they had only known for two minutes.
Then suddenly, Hitomi noticed something.
"Look!" she exclaimed, pointing up at the monster. The people around
her began to look back up, following her gaze, and soon the entire crowd
realized what has happening. The monster's mouth was slowly being prised open
from within, and as its jaws parted, a figure was visible inside its mouth, forcing
the jaws apart.
"It's White Star!" squealed Hitomi excitedly,
and sure enough, there she was: the magical girl was perched at the entrance of
the monster's mouth, staring determinedly into the gaping maw. She was done on
one knee, her hands raised high above her, pushing open the monster's jaws. A
confident grin spread across her face.
"You didn't think I'd let myself become monster food
so easily, did you?" White Star remarked, to no-one in particular. "I
told you, I'm the protagonist, and the protagonist never loses! Mind you,"
she continued, addressing the monster this time, "you must be pretty
hungry, huh, big guy? Fine! Then I'll let you sample my latest dish, that I
cooked up just now!"
White Star adjusted her wand, still held in her right
hand, so that the Emblem at the end pointed directly into the monster's mouth.
"This will end it! For real this time! Finishing Move: White Star
Beam!"
The wand glowed bright white, and then an enormous beam
of brilliant white light burst forth from the tip, blasting the monster right
in the head with a tremendous burst of chi. It was too much for the monster to
take. With one final roar, it was finally defeated, dissolving away into thin
air as the intense magic burned its flesh into nothing. All that remained of it
was a blue-black crystalline stone, which hovered in mid-air before White Star.
It vaguely resembled a heart, and was small enough for her to hold in one hand.
She took hold of it, examining it curiously. "What is this?" she
asked.
Before she received an answer, a great cheer rose up from
the crowd, as they finally processed what had happened. The monster had been
destroyed, and their saviour was the mysterious magical heroine floating above
the river in front of them. Those gathered began to applaud wildly, and before
long, Kousen found herself joining in. You
did well, Sanae, she thought to herself. No… I suppose I should call you White Star now…
White Star took a moment to bask in the applause and
cheering from the crowd below. Then, it occurred to her that she should
probably give the crowd some kind of heroic victory speech, to properly
introduce herself to them. Holding the White Star Wand up to her mouth like a
microphone, she began to address the crowd.
"Citizens of Mitsuzawa!" she declared, her
voice magically amplified because the wand can totally do that. "As I
already told you earlier, my name is White Star! I'm a magical girl who has
inherited the powers of the youkai; powers with which I will protect you and
this city with all my strength! I swear to let the light of justice shine
wherever the darkness may appear, and, uhh… I can't really think of anything
else, but you get the idea, right? If any other monsters show up, I'll blast
'em to bits just like I did this one! That's a promise!"
The crowd below continued to cheer, and White Star
curtseyed in thanks. "Thank you, thank you!" she called out to them.
"You're too kind!"
White Star could have stayed there forever, lapping up
the adulation of the crowd below, but Kousen approached her and gently took
hold of her arm. "We should get going," she said. "Our work here
is done, and it's getting late."
White Star nodded, addressing the crowd once more.
"I have to go now, as my work here is done," she said. "I hope
to see you all aga- actually, no, not really, because that means there's a
monster attacking again, and that's bad. But you get what I mean, right? Alright,
then I'll be off! Until we meet again, citizens of Mitsuzawa!"
As White Star flew off, with the unseen Kousen following
behind, the crowd below cheered and waved her off. Hitomi watched her go
excitedly, her mismatched eyes gleaming with hope. "White Star… what an
awesome heroine!" she squealed. "I'm totally gonna be her biggest
fan! But not in a creepy way!"
One of the other onlookers was not quite as enthused.
Actually, hardly any of the onlookers were quite as enthused as Hitomi was, but
one of them was not enthused at all. She watched the white-and-purple-clad
heroine fly off into the distance, with a look approaching jealousy on her
face.
"'The light of justice', huh?" muttered Amaya.
***
Sanae flopped down onto her bed, heaving a weary sigh. The
sun had set, and the first few stars were beginning to emerge from the twilit
darkness. "Man, what a day!" she exclaimed. "I'm exhausted! I
didn't think we could pack so much action and exposition into one day! Oh,
right, that reminds me…" She glanced over at the blue-black crystal that
the monster had dropped, which was now lying on her bedside table, next to the
White Star Emblem. "You never explained what this crystal thingy is."
"To be honest, I'd completely forgotten that the
monsters dropped those when they died," said Kousen. "But I remember
now. It's called a Dark Heart. I still can't remember what it does, other than
prove that the monster actually died for real that time, but it certainly looks
pretty."
"Yeah, it does," said Sanae. "Well, other
than the part where I almost got eaten, I'd say that went pretty well."
"It certainly did," said Kousen. "You'll
make a fine White Star, I'm sure of it."
Sanae nodded. "I should think of some kinda
catchphrase I can shout when I enter battle. Something like, "In the name
of the moon, I'll punish you!", or something," she said, assuming a
combat pose briefly.
"Why not just use that?" asked Kousen.
"Already taken," said Sanae. "Ehh… it's
the end of the episode, so I'll have until next week's to figure it out. For
now, I should get some rest."
Kousen nodded in agreement. "Goodnight, Sanae."
With that, she flew up to the lampshade and pulled the lightbulb straight out
of its socket, sending sparks showering across the now pitch-black room.
"You're supposed to turn it off using the light
switch," said Sanae wearily.
"There's a switch that turns it on and off?"
asked Kousen. Surprised, she sought out this switch, mounted on the wall by the
door, and began flicking it repeatedly. "It's not working," she said,
staring at the disconnected lightbulb.
Sanae sighed and facepalmed. "I've really got my
work cut out for me this series…" she muttered.
THE JOJO. IT BURNS. IN A GOOD WAY.
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The crystals... You posted about them or something, right? I said something about making a necklace. I'm totally right, aren't I? :D
That was my brain derping. And yes, I did post about the crystals. I still haven't thought of a true purpose for them other than symbolizing that yes, the monster's actually dead now, but maybe later I can BS something. And well spotted. That was just a brainfart, I think. brb fixing
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w/e I'm not gonna bother deleting them then. Might as well leave the comment there...