It had occurred to Sanae that, having been gone for
almost 400 years, Kousen was going to be rather out of touch with modern
society, and especially modern technology. While this would be a great source
of comedy, she didn't really want to come home one day to find Kousen had
smashed open the TV because she thought there was someone trapped inside it, so
she felt it would be best to try and give Kousen a crash-course in modern
technology.
Firstly, she reverted back to her normal form, placing
the White Star Emblem safely on her desk. She had no idea what effect its
energy might have on her electrical devices; for all she knew, it might wipe
her hard drives or fry her phone's circuitry. With that done, she help up her
smartphone for Kousen to see.
"This is a cellphone," she explained. "It
lets you talk to other people over long distances. These days you can do all
sorts of other things on them as well, like play video games, watch movies,
surf the Internet… oh right, you won't know what the Internet is, will you? I
gotta show you that!"
"I don't know of these "video games" and
"movies" you speak of, either," said Kousen, looking thoroughly
perplexed. "And what is "surfing"?"
"Ehh…" A bead of sweat formed on the side of
Sanae's face as she realized just how much her familiar had to learn.
"This is going to be difficult…"
"You don't have to teach me everything at
once," said Kousen reassuringly. "I'm sure I'll pick up plenty of
information about this time as we go along. But if you must, try and start with
the basics."
"Like what?" asked Sanae. "I know there's
all kinds of stuff you didn't have in the 1600s, but I don't know everything that's been invented since then."
"Well…" Kousen looked around the room briefly,
trying to find something simple-looking yet unfamiliar that Sanae could explain
easily. After a moment's searching, she spotted the lampshade hanging from the
ceiling, and the light bulb glowing brightly within it. She floated up to the
ceiling, staring curiously at the light source. "What is this magnificent
light?" she asked.
"That's a light bulb," said Sanae. "You
didn't have light bulbs in your time?"
"Light bulbs…" repeated Kousen. "No. We
lit our houses using candles. This lightbulb is far brighter… how does it create
so much light?"
Sanae was a little relieved to be asked something with
such a simple explanation. "Well," she began, "there's a little
coiled-up wire inside, and when electricity passes through it, the wire gets really
hot and starts to glow. It's not very efficient compared to more modern designs,
but it works."
"I see," said Kousen, nodding as though she
understood. A moment later, however, she asked, "What is
electricity?"
At this point, Sanae was completely overwhelmed.
"Ehh?! You don't even know what electricity is?!" she exclaimed.
"No," said Kousen blankly. "Is it some
kind of energy?"
Sanae quickly recovered from her initial shock, thoroughly
relieved that Kousen was able to grasp the concept for herself. "Uhh…
yeah, basically," she said. "It's a special kind of energy that can
pass through metal wires. It's used to power pretty much everything these days.
My cellphone runs on electricity, for example."
Kousen floated down to take a closer look at the device.
"But it doesn't have any wires," she said, perplexed. "How does
the electricity get to it?"
"We have
these things called batteries that can store electricity in them," said
Sanae. "I mentioned them earlier, remember? They work kinda like the
Emblem does. When the battery's connected to the phone, and it has power in it,
the power flows through the wires inside the device and allows it to work, just
like how the Emblem's power flows through me while I'm holding it. If you
remove the battery, or the battery runs out of power, the phone will stop
working. Does that make sense?"
"I see," said Kousen, nodding. "Yes, that
makes sense. So the electricity flows through wires to get to the house to
power the light bulb?"
"Yep," said Sanae.
"Where does the electricity come from?" asked
Kousen.
"Well, there's a bunch of different ways of
generating electricity," said Sanae. "Can I explain those later,
though? This scene is starting to drag on a bit and the audience are probably
getting bored."
"You could continue your explanations off-screen
while the scene cuts to something else," suggested Kousen.
"Hey, yeah, good idea!" said Sanae. "Let's
do that then."
***
Meanwhile, in one of the three large rivers that flowed
through Mitsuzawa, a strange, ominous shadow had appeared beneath the surface
of the water. The shadow slowly made its way upstream, headed towards the
densely-packed centre of the city. Nobody seemed to notice it, or pay it much
attention. Perhaps those who saw it assumed it was a whale, or a dolphin, or
some other animal. It was not. It was far worse than anyone in Mitsuzawa, save
Kousen, could have imagined.
The shadow advanced along the water's surface until it
reached a suspension bridge spanning the length of the river, ferrying cars
from one side to the other. Nobody on the bridge could see the dark figure
lurking beneath the surface, so even as it began to emerge from the depths,
those on the bridge were entirely unaware of the danger they were in.
Suddenly, the water erupted, and out of the river burst a
creature the likes of which had not been seen in almost 400 years. It was a
gigantic sea serpent, easily fifty feet long, with a large gaping jaw and two long,
sharp fangs. As it let out an almighty roar, thrashing in anger, everyone in
the vicinity screamed and ran, as people are prone to doing when gigantic
monsters appear from nowhere. The bridge quickly jammed with traffic as those
on it tried to get clear; finally, those on it resorted to getting out of their
cars and fleeing on foot.
The bridge was cleared just in time. The monster, enraged
by the screaming, roared once more and slammed its head into the bridge. The
bridge shattered under the impact and collapsed into the river, the numerous
abandoned cars on it sliding irretrievably into the depths. Those gathered
around watched on in horror, especially those who hadn't finished paying off
their now-lost cars.
The monster did not seem the slightest bit scathed,
despite having slammed headfirst into a heavy suspension bridge. It did,
however, continue to roar and thrash angrily, kicking up tremendous amounts of
spray as it did so. As the reality of what was happening began to sink in for
those watching, various questions began to form in their minds: what was this
creature? Where had it come from? What did it want? And who was going to stop
it before it caused any more damage? What the city needed right now was a hero.
***
Conveniently, the city already had a hero.
Inconveniently, she was currently occupied with other matters.
"This is a television," said Sanae, waving her
hand at the device. "Did you have plays back in your time?"
"We did, yes," said Kousen. "They were the
pinnacle of entertainment."
"Well , you can think of a television as being like having
hundreds of theatres in your own home," said Sanae. "Each theatre is
called a "channel", and most of them run 24 hours a day. As well as
plays, or "programmes", they show documentaries - those are
programmes about real-life things - and news programmes that tell you what's
going on in the world. They're great for both entertainment and for learning things."
"I'm not sure
I understand," said Kousen, looking puzzled. "This small box is a
theatre? How do the actors fit inside?"
Sanae had seen this coming a mile off, but even so she
still facepalmed quite hard. "There's nobody inside it," she said.
"It's electronic, like my cellphone." Sanae thought for a moment
about how to explain the inner workings. Uhh… did you have flipbooks in your
time?"
"No," said Kousen.
Sanae sighed and nodded. "Right… well, how
television works is, a series of static pictures are transmitted to it through
the air, one after another, like electronic portraits. The television then shows
these pictures one after the other, really really fast, and it looks like the
pictures on the screen are moving, but actually it's just a bunch of still
images. Does that make sense?"
Kousen looked thoroughly mystified. "Not in the
slightest," she said.
Sanae sighed again. "I'll just show you, then."
She turned on the TV, and by sheer coincidence, was just in time to catch the
start of what appeared to be an emergency broadcast.
"We interrupt this programme to bring you an urgent
news announcement," said the news anchor in a serious tone. "What
appears to be a gigantic sea monster has emerged from the river in the centre
of the downtown area, demolishing a bridge and sending dozens of cars
plummeting into the depths. Nobody is thought to have been killed or injured, but
as the strange creature continues its rampage, fears of a city-wide catastrophe
are starting to spread-"
Kousen's technology-induced confusion rapidly gave way to
concern. "So, it's begun already," she said. "Monsters are
starting to converge on Mitsuzawa. You'll have to teach me how this device works
another day, Sanae. Right now, your destiny awaits."
Sanae nodded innocently, then suddenly did a double take,
an expression of shock emerging on her face. "Waitwaitwait… I have to
fight a giant freaking sea monster?!!"
she exclaimed. "I can't fight a giant sea monster! I only got this Emblem
an hour ago! I don't even know how to use it!"
"I know how inconvenient this is for you," said
Kousen. "I personally would have liked to have been able to teach you how
to harness the Emblem's power before the first monsters appeared. But I guess
it can't be helped now. I'll have to explain how to use it on the way
there."
"You mean I'm really going to have to fight
it?!" cried Sanae. "But I'm not ready! What if it kills me? Oh God, I
can't die in Episode 1! I'm the protagonist!"
"Don't be so concerned," said Kousen.
"With the power of the Emblem flowing through you, your endurance will be
far greater than that of any ordinary human. That monster may be huge, but it'll
be no match for you, even with your lack of experience. As White Star, it is
your duty, nay, your destiny to defeat that monster, and defeat it you shall!
This city needs you, Sanae Hikari. This storyline needs you."
Sanae nodded, her confidence returning. "You're
right," she admitted. "It might be tough, but I'm an anime
protagonist! I can probably do anything! I might fail the first couple of times
for comedic or dramatic purposes, but I'll always succeed in the end, because
the protagonist never loses! And even when they do, they always win the second
time!"
Sanae switched off the television and strode over to her
desk. As she gazed upon the White Star Emblem, she could see her determined
face reflected in its shining surface. She was ready - at least mentally - to face
her destiny, and kickstart the series' plot. All she needed now was a fancy
catchphrase to yell as she transformed. She thought of one quickly, then swiped
the Emblem from off of the desk and held it high above her head. "White
Star: Transformation!" she yelled, and once more she was engulfed in a blinding
white light.
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