Day 149

[from Aishiteru! Hikikomori-san]

"Ugh… is so hot… why is so hot…"

Summer had arrived, and with it, the uncomfortable, stifling heat. Yuuichi was used to it, though this did not mean he enjoyed it. Ilana, however, was from Russia, and had never experienced heat like this in her life. As Yuuichi came home from work, he found her collapsed on the sofa wearing nothing but her underwear, casually fanning herself with one of his less appropriate manga.

"It d-doesn't mean you have to lie there in your underwear!" he exclaimed, blushing. "And don't fan yourself with that!" he added, as he realized what it was Ilana was holding.

"Relax," she moaned, as Yuuichi tugged it out of her hand. "I read it not. I just use it for fan."

"Have you been lying here like this the whole time?" asked Yuuichi. "Why didn't you turn the AC on?"

"A… C?" repeated Ilana. "I know not what is."

"Eh?! You don't know what an AC is?" exclaimed Yuuichi. "Well, I guess it must have been pretty cold back in Russia… basically, it's a machine that cools the air inside the apartment, so it doesn't feel as hot."

"Can you turn on AC, please?" asked Ilana. "Am too hot to move."

"Have you been topping yourself up with fluids?" asked Yuuichi. "You might have gotten heatstroke."

"Heatstroke?" repeated Ilana.

"If you get too hot, it's not good for you," said Yuuichi. "Look, I'll put the AC on. Go get yourself something cool to drink. There's some bottles of water in the fridge."

While Yuuichi crossed over to the air conditioning unit, Ilana slipped off the sofa and went to the fridge, opening it. "Ahhh… so cool~" she said, smiling as the cold air flowed over her skin.

"Alright, the AC's turned on now," said Yuuichi. "Don't leave the door open, you'll make the food go off."

"Sorry," said Ilana. Looking inside the fridge, she found that almost half its contents were liquid: water, juice, and Dr. Piper. "Why you have so much Dr. Piper?" she asked.

"It is the drink of the chosen intellectuals," Yuuichi instinctively replied.

"It is nerd drink?" asked Ilana.

"It's not a nerd drink!" protested Yuuichi. "It's… okay, yeah, it is kind of a nerd drink."

"I stick to water," said Ilana, pulling a water bottle out of the fridge. "Mmm… bottle is so cool~"

"Could you get me a bottle of Dr. Piper while you're in there?" asked Yuuichi. "I'm thirsty as well."

Ilana nodded, and grabbed a bottle of Dr. Piper with her other hand. With both hands now full, she resorted to closing the fridge door by bumping it with her hips, a movement Yuuichi found rather enjoyable to watch. Hugging the bottles to her chest, enjoying the feeling of the cold plastic against her skin, Ilana headed over to Yuuichi and handed him the Dr. Piper bottle. "Here you go," she said. "Enjoy~"

"I will, thank you," said Yuuichi.

The two opened their respective bottles and drank their fill, Ilana drinking almost half of hers in one go before letting out a satisfied sigh. "Guess I really was thirsty," she remarked.

Yuuichi, now that he was up close to Ilana, suddenly noticed the sweat shimmering on her impressive cleavage, and found himself unable to tear his gaze away from the sight. "Uhh… looks like it…" he said.

Ilana noticed Yuuichi's gaze and grinned. "You pervert husband~" she said. "Do not look at my chest when I talk."

"I can't help it!" said Yuuichi, blushing. "You're standing right there, dressed like that, and… well…" He fidgeted and mumbled something Ilana couldn't understand.

"Hmm? What is?" asked Ilana, leaning in closer and giving Yuuichi an even better view of her bust.

"Well…" Yuuichi's voice grew even redder, before he blurted out, "Th-th-they're such great breasts, I can't help it! I've always been a fan of 2D breasts, but now that I have real 3D breasts here in front of me, they're so amazing I can't help staring at them!"

Ilana was both surprised and flattered. "Really? You like them that much?" she asked. "Well…" She began to fiddle with the clasp of her bra. "Maybe you want… touch them? We are marry, after all…"

T-t-t-touch her… titties…? The sheer thought drove Yuuichi into ecstasy once more, and he was sent tumbling backwards as a veritable explosion of blood spurted forth from his nose. I'm in heaven!, he thought, as he collapsed to the floor. I'm in veritable 3D heaven!

Ilana giggled to herself. "Pervert once, pervert always," she remarked.